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[Disclaimer]: All characters in Total Maidness! are completely fictional and over the legal age of 18. This game is for adults only, if you are below the legal age of your country, please exit this page immediately.


THE STORY:

The protagonists' father suddenly passes away, and he inherits his father's considerable riches and properties, including his mansion - and the maids maintaining it...

Can you get them all to fall for you and recognize you as their master, make them happy and create your own, personal maid harem, unlocking all the lewd, uncensored images and animations?


FEATURES - LATEST PUBLIC RELEASE (v0.22b):

  • New sidegirl! After clearing Mary's Ch2 story (and meeting your bank clerk in the process), you can now meet Abby, the 19yo gyaru daughter of Claire.
  • More sandbox content for Jenna! She can now be found sweeping the lobby in the afternoon, and chilling in the garden in the evening, and there's a new option in her dungeon sandbox naughtiness.
  • You can now... um, help Mary and Iris procure a certain ingredient...
  • More bugfixes and UI improvements.
  • Note: As of 0.22(b), the 2022 Xmas and H'ween specials are split off to a separate Specials release and no longer part of the main game.

FEATURES - LATEST PATRON RELEASE (v0.23):

  • New feature: The Carnal Crystal. This crystal ball lets you look into the past (memories), present (fantasies) and soon the future (related to our upcoming pregnancy system, planned for 0.24).
  • initial set of 2 naughty memories and 2 fantasies reachable from the crystal (2 out of these 4 scenes may not show, depending on your preferences and crystal settings).
  • You can now invite Emily and Iris to your room in the evening, if they both have Affection 50 or higher.
  • New option for Jenna: You can now call Kate to 'discipline' her (Girl-on-Girl content needs to be enabled).
  • Another new option for Jenna: Anal variant of her doggystyle scene.
  • More control over what dreams are shown to you, and a new anal option inside Emily's 3rd dream.
  • some smaller improvements and bugfixes
  • + ~80 new images (vs. 0.22)
  • + 40 (lewd) new animations (vs. 0.22)
  • over +5.8K words (vs. 0.22)

PLANNED for the nearer future:

  • 1 more sidegirl
  • more kinks and more scenes for some kinks
  • more scenes for each maid
  • a little more story and comedy here and there :)
  • pregnancy



Note on the Mac versions: There are known difficulties to get Ren'Py games to run on newer OSX versions out of the box.

One suggested work-around that worked for some is to copy the .app into the Applications folder, right-click -> Open it once and then it might work.

Another suggested solution is to run "chmod +x (filepath)" in the terminal on the files located in .app > Contents > MacOS.

If you're on MacOS, please try the latest free version (and the above work-arounds) before deciding to get the early access version.

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Updated 9 days ago
StatusIn development
PlatformsWindows, macOS, Linux, Android
Rating
Rated 4.3 out of 5 stars
(166 total ratings)
AuthorOnionCuttingNinja
GenreVisual Novel
Made withGIMP, Ren'Py
Tags3D, Adult, Anime, Dating Sim, Eroge, Erotic, Femdom, harem, Hentai, Porn
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard, Mouse, Touchscreen
AccessibilitySubtitles
LinksPatreon, Community

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Total Maidness! v0.22b rev.2 (PC) 740 MB
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Total Maidness! v0.22b rev.2 (Android) 756 MB
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Total Maidness! v0.22b rev.2 (Mac) 726 MB
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Total Maidness! Specials v1.0 (PC) 194 MB
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Total Maidness! Specials v1.0 (Android) 200 MB
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Total Maidness! Specials v1.0 (Mac) 179 MB

Install instructions

PC: Download and unzip (note: it's safer to install new updates in separate folders, savegames are saved in a shared user folder and should carry over).

Android: Simply update with the latest APK. Don't uninstall/delete the older installation, or you'll lose your savegames!

Mac: Extract the .app from the zip file, copy the .app into your Applications folder and right-click->Open it. If that doesn't work, try running "chmod +x (filepath)" in the terminal on the files located in .app > Contents > MacOS.

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how do you get iris to use her mouth in the morning? I havnt been able to figure it out.

When her relationship is at 5 and she's wearing the shorter outfit that shows more skin, you can talk to her when she's cleaning your room and there should be a blowjob option.

It's not part of the 'wake-up' system, in case that's what you meant.

Hola buenos días tengan todos espero que estén bien una pregunta mi estimado amigo creador del juego cuánto falta para la nueva actualización por favor

Soon. If everything goes well, in the next 10 days. If not, it might take a little longer.

a question that happened to this project that is behind iris

It's actually *really* coming soon now.
There were various delays in part due to my irl job, in part because some TM things took more time than I had hoped, in part because fleshing out some details about that project took longer than planned.
But the first release will be soon™ (weeks, not months).

Ok thanks

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How many maids/love-interests have femdom/dominatrix routes or personalities in this game?

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2 maids have at least some femdom tendencies and a few scenes/options in that direction (Leyla and Kate). There aren't many clearly femdom scenes, but at least a few.

Edit: And there's going to be at least 1, possibly 2 more femdom scenes in one of the next 2 updates.

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Well you know, considering what Leyla does to the MC within the first 10 minutes of the game, a mere "tendency" is a bit of an understatement there, lol. One just roleplays, the other actually lives up to it.

Well, I meant 'tendencies' more in the sense of 'they have femdom moments, but it's not 80% of their content', but fair enough ;)

When's the next free update coming I'm just curious

In about 2 weeks.

hola buenos días tengan todos espero que estén bien una pregunta mi estimado amigo cuando saldra la nueva actualización de este juego por favor 

Probably early April, if everything goes well.

I suggest that the game can be set to switch different text languages, such as Japanese, Chinese, Korean

The game is great. I want to sponsor you but I only have RMB. Is there any way I can sponsor you with RMB?

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Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we? Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmmm? Of course you have. No shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.

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Bro chill

Hola buenas noches tengan todos espero que estén bien una pregunta amigos este mes si tendremos la nueva actualización de este juego por favor ya quiero ver la nueva actualización de este juego

una pregunta amigos para cuando saldra la nueva actualización 

La actualización 0.22b ya salió, no la he jugado todavía desde que perdí mi partida guardada... 

Además, cada actualización se lanza una vez que los miembros de Patreon terminan la prueba beta y pasan a la siguiente versión, entonces solo obtendremos la versión que terminaron de jugar.

I dont know if they can speak english :^ so I just reply in their language(Google Translate) ofcourse..

No sé si pueden hablar inglés :^ así que solo respondo en su idioma (Google Translate), por supuesto.

How can i unlock anal scenes in sandbox?

There aren't many of them:

In 0.22b (and older releases):

- Mary's is unlocked as part of the option to invite her to your room, after Chapter 1 has been cleared.
- In the Christmas Special 2022 (separate download), Leyla has at least one anal animation in her epilogue scene.

In 0.23 (not public yet):

- Jenna's is added to her regular dungeon sandbox options.
- Emily's third dream has a new option to put it in, if she's at Relationship 2.
- On the Carnal Crystal (unlocked after Jenna joins the mansion), there's an anal fantasy for Iris.

I might have missed one, but for the most part that's all right now. Kate will get one soon.

This is the first game where I get all the patreon patches shown in my update list

Do you mean the changelog?

If yes, I just like to keep my changelogs as detailed and complete as possible.
Bit of a habit from many years ago, when I was releasing public mods for some games and contributing to open source projects.

I think they're talking about the automatic updates with the desktop application, the patreon posts show up as updates to the main game for some reason.


Ah, okay.

I was adding the link as 'download' so players interested in becoming a patron wouldn't have to scroll up the page again, but I didn't know the itch app presented it like that. I guess I should drop that approach to avoid confusion.

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When will pregnancy be able?

Probably in next major update (0.24).

Oh that's why there's a Pregnancy option..

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Out of curiosity, how flat do the chests get in this game? The redhead seems decently small, but is there even smaller?

That's the flattest it gets, sorry.
Two other girls (one maid and one sidegirl, both are chapter 2 characters) don't have much more than that, though.

Aww. Is there any plans to add any? And is it possible to only go for specific characters and ignore the others? 

> Aww. Is there any plans to add any?

No, sorry. There's only 1 more girl planned, and she's on the curvier side.
In general, too small/flat boobs are unfortunately considered an indicator of a character potentially being underage by sites like Patreon, and there are no exact minimum size/depth values defined by them so as a dev you're somewhat at the whim of whoever checks your work.
Which is of course objectively bollocks, since biologically, flat areolas would be a much more accurate indicator of maturity than chest size, as the latter can vary greatly by nature and is heavily body-fat-percentage-influenced on top of that.

With that being said, there'll be a new side-project soon with a tall but relatively flat-chested girl, where all girls (well, at least their lewd scenes) are avoidable, and some of the later side-girls will also take it as far with the flatness as we feel we can go without repercussions.
It's going to be a while, though.

> And is it possible to only go for specific characters and ignore the others?

Well, sort of.
Not if you play the game 'properly' from the beginning, but it has a "Skip to" main menu option that lets you skip to a later point in the game.

If you jump to the beginning of chapter 2, you can watch the redhead's story scenes from Chapter 1 in her gallery and skip the 3 other original maids, and focus on the white-haired Ch2 maid, if her chest is small enough for you.

The sidegirl I mentioned is a bit later in Chapter 2, you can use the "Skip to" again and jump to the point "after Mary's Ch2 story" if you want to avoid the other girls as much as possible, then go to the mansion entrance during a workday afternoon, there should be a "?" icon, clicking that takes you to her story scene (she's the current cover girl).

I'm always disappointed by lewd game's lack of variety to characters. It's always majority comically large, and very, very, very rarely flat chested. And yeah, It's a sad reality that people are really unreasonable with this for some reason. Even though underage characters can easily have huge chests too. I am very interested in that character you mentioned for that side project. She sounds amazing. Even if regular height and flat chested are rare, even rarer are tall and flat chested women. Which I will always absolutely support the addition of!

I'm actually really looking forward to that, and I really appreciate you taking the time to respond to my questions!

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Hola buenas noches mi estimado amigo creador de este gran juego espero que esté bien le me gustaría pedirle una sugerencia yo sé que no tengo el derecho de solicitarle a usted este favor ya que no puedo colaborar con usted para que siga creciendo pero me gustaría si usted puede también colocar el juego para traducir también a español se que es un favor algo difícil pero me gustaría que estuviera en español si pudiera hacerme ese favor se lo agradecería mucho

Primero que nada, esta es una traducción de Google Translate, espero que sea lo suficientemente buena.  Lo siento, pero como no tenemos a nadie en el equipo con suficientes conocimientos de español y el esfuerzo organizativo y de tiempo para cada traducción, independientemente del idioma, sería relativamente alto, no nos ocuparemos de ello durante el desarrollo en curso. . ¡Sé que existe al menos una traducción no oficial de TM! Hay uno que también se mantiene, por lo que mi recomendación sería buscarlo. Tal vez después de la actualización final del contenido haya una traducción oficial basada en la traducción de un fan, pero no quiero prometerlo, ya que siempre no hay suficiente tiempo para todo el contenido y los nuevos proyectos que nos gustaría hacer.  Pido comprensión.

tranquilo mi estimado eso es si se podía hacer no hay problema gracias de nuevo y te felicito por tu trabajo a ti y a todo tu equipo me gusta mucho tu juego espero ver pronto la nueva actualización y tus otros nuevos proyectos 

Just curious, how long do the updates take usually?

It depends :)

On average, about 4-5 weeks for major content updates (once per month), although 0.22 and 0.23 were a bit faster at 3 weeks each.

0.24 is planned to launch early April (for patrons), but I might release a smaller 0.23.5 mid-March to shorten the wait, then 0.23 would become free a bit earlier, too.

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This game will show in Discord activity. Don't know why that's a thing that keeps happening with porn games. I want to shamefully jerk off to anime girls in secret, like god intended.

You can disable that in preferences.

Generally speaking, for "basically free, but needs some support on patreon to keep developing it"-games like this, it's important to reach as many people as possible.
That being said, it's hard to say how much marketing benefit this particular feature actually has, and your point is of course valid ^^', so we might reconsider this.

Thanks for the feedback!

i cant find the new update content in my game ive tried installing the game again but no abby content

nevermind sorry ive found it now but not sure on how to find the other new content i have 50 attraction points with emily and iris but i cant invite them neither is the discipline option for jenna

The Emily + Iris and Jenna discipline scenes are in 0.23, which is patron-exclusive for now.

In 0.22b, the other new scenes apart from Abby are a scene with Mary + Iris in the kitchen and the lobby and garden scenes for Jenna.

ah ok thanks for letting me know are they going to become public anytime soon?

Public releases are usually 1 step behind the latest patron release, so 0.23 would become public when 0.24 is ready for patrons.

Both 0.23 for patrons and the public release of 0.22 only came out yesterday, so I'm afraid you'll have to wait a few weeks.

How can I find Abby

After Mary's Chapter 2 story path is cleared and you've met Claire, go to the mansion entrance (where Claire's and Melanie's sandbox icons  would be), there should be a new icon that lets you start Abby's event.

Okay thanks

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Brother thanks for bringing total maidness

PD: Emily's menu is buggy and it takes you out of the game.

Uh... which menu do you mean?
Are you getting an error message?

Emily's option gives an error and takes you out of the game

That's strange...
I can't reproduce the problem here.
Could you make a screenshot of the error message you are getting?

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this is what is happening

Love the update! 😁

Can't wait for the next update! 

I for some reason get kick out when I try to play the game. Help

Hm... on what system (OS)/device are you trying to play TM?

realme C30s an Android but I think I have to update my phone...I don't know. 😔

Cual es la ala oeste

Hola xtone, me encanta este juego por favor podrías traducirlo al español el juego valoró mucho tu trabajo y esfuerzo este juego es maravilloso, te lo agradecería mucho saludos y un abrazo fuerte mi hermano 

Una pregunta amigo, porque no le introduces el idioma español a el juego, se que cuesta hacer los personajes, las cinemática por eso admiro tu trabajo y tu esfuerzo, pero desearía que aquí el creador tomara en cuenta a los que hablamos al español.

hola, soy co-developer, mi español és muy malo pero que se entras en nuestro discord te puedo dar el link de una traducion que no eres oficial

Pero tengo que ser miembro, no lo soy :,(

Hola buenas noches cuando habrá una nueva actualización

TM gets major updates approximately once per month.
New free updates come out when the next patron release is ready, and usually on a Thursday or Friday.

The next update will probably be on the 22nd or 29th this month, if everything goes as planned.

Cannot wait

Can't wait! 😁

um ive noticed recently that theres no bathroom in the mansion besides the option for the pool. soooo umm will we get to see a bathroom for shower scenes and shit or no?

Oh yeh that'd be hot, I'd like to see more scenes in the gymnasium

Ah y yo por ahora no he tenido problemas con el juego

Hola buenas tardes tengan todos espero que estén bien primero que nada los felicito por su juego me gusto mucho me gustaría saber solo 2 cosas si pronto podrá haber para traducir a español y lo 2 es para cuando saldra la nueva actualización

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mi español es horrible pero que si que existe un spanish patch (no somos nosotros que lo manteniemos), entra en nuestro discord y da me tag @xtone que te indico onde lo puedes encontrar

no entendí nada tu respuesta amigo por favor si puedes explicarme mejor me gustaría 

Either the apk is glitched or I have terrible RNG, but the fith ending for Kate's exhibition thing isn't showing up for me, I got the one where no one no one shows up, Emily shows, Mary shows and where Leyla shows

Terrible RNG can happen (it happened to myself during testing), but the Iris ending also needs you to have made enough progress with Iris, including having seen her exhib scene once (there are story reasons why the requirement is that high).

I guess I should add a hint about that somewhere...

to expand on this, I spent 10 days of straight attempts, so that's 30 tries total and I _still_ didn't get it. This goes beyond bad RNG.

Sorry to hear that, but we tested this before the release and it worked as intended on our end.
As mentioned above, it's likely that the prerequisite for the Iris ending simply hasn't been fulfilled yet, but there's a low (but not zero) chance of bad RNG, too.

During testing when we had only Leyla's, Emily's and the 'nobody' ending and the probability was 40% for Emily and 30% for each of the others, I got Leyla's 9 times, Emily's 3 times and the nobody ending zero times in my first 12 attempts. I doubted the RNG, too... but when we ran tests in the 100eds, it started to even out and give the expected probabilities.

It's possible that RenPy's RNG implementation is a bit 'clumpy' somehow, but we need to use it to ensure savegame compatibility.

We'll try to improve this in the next update and also add in-game hints if the Iris ending isn't reachable yet.

im quite unsure about one thing, the side kate event, with the "go somewhere else" option, where do i find it? cuz ive checked every room, and i cant find it

That's an option among her sandbox options in her room, and you need to be in chapter 2.

Basically, visit her in her room during the day, and among the various options there should now be one to "Go somewhere (Exhibitionism)", if her relationship is at 5 already.

i made an account just to comment this... mary is so hot, can i please have her koikatsu card... or just the maid outfit is fine... im desperate 

do you have discord? if yes, contact me on our discord server and we can work something out.

Hola buenos días buenas tardes o buenas noches  tengan todos depende del país en que se encuentren espero que estén bien primero mi felicitaciones excelente juego una pregunta amigos no habrá la posibilidad que también allá la posibilidad que se traduzca también en español gracias y nuevamente felicitaciones

Sí, estoy de acuerdo en que Total Maidness es un juego excelente, por eso estoy emocionado una vez que termine el capítulo 2, el capítulo 3 podría serser una actualización masiva...

Sí, utilicé el traductor de Google para que puedas entenderlo, espero que esté bien traducido. 

when will update 0.21 come out for free

Next Thursday if everything goes well, Friday at latest.

February 1 or 2 thats cool, Im excited for the final maid.

Does she have like a problem the mc's gonna need to solve like mary?

Well... I guess you could say she has a problem, in a way... just don't expect too much on that front.

can't download or install new update and the error message doesn't fit on screen


Hm... this looks like an issue on itch.io's end... I'll upload some mirrors.

On my end (PC), the downloads work.

Is this via the itch app?

via the app. yes.

hm... I don't know how exactly the itch app works, so unfortunately I don't know if there's anything I could do on my end.

a possible workaround would be to open the itch web page with some browser and download the APK from there, then installing it.

How I find the paste with my save on Android? I Want to use in the next update

In Androids' case I'm not sure where the saves are stored.

However, normally it shouldn't matter, because as long as you don't delete your current installation and just update it with the new apk when it arrives, existing savegames should be kept and continue to work.

Thanks man, I didn't know that all you had to do was download the new version and it updates the old one, thanks for the tip!

When is the new update?

Update 0.21 will go into early access for Lv1 patrons later today and become public when 0.22 is ready for patrons, which will probably be around Feb 1st.

There are a lot of files. I cannot find the game. I searched for a long time and could not find it

I'm not sure what you mean?

Do you mean which file to download, or do you mean how to start the game after extracting the zip file?

I mean the file I want to play, but I cannot find the game

Are you on Android or a Windows/linux PC (or maybe Mac)?

For PC, you need to download the (PC) version above, unzip it somewhere and double-click the TotalMaidness.exe inside the extracted folder.

For an Android device, you need to download the (Android) version above and then tap on the downloaded apk to install the game (how or where to find downloads might depend on your device).

When will 0.21 go public?

When 0.22 is ready for patrons, which I'm targeting for the end of this month.

okay thank you for responding

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